queer-punk:

I JUST WANT TO LAY ON THE FLOOR WITH YOU

AND KISS YOUR STUPID FACE

AND SNUGGLE YOU ALL NIGHT

I DON’T KNOW

I’M LAME OKAY

YOU’RE JUST REALLY AMAZING

(via aimtolivefree)

“Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cause they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.”

idislikecispeople:

littlesappho:

thechanelmuse:

25 Things You Had No Idea There Were Words For

OMG omg omg!!! I never knew that the word for that falling feeling existed. I so that all the time, that’s why I’m such a light sleeper. I jerk myself awake often.

Niblings: a gender-neutral term for nephews and nieces!

(via thetalesofemily)

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

(via thetalesofemily)

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

(via mchotney)

emilianadarling:

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

i just

(via mchotney)

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

(via magicalkingdomofdisney)

idle3re8u5:

ascandalinthepolicebox:

it’s been like six years and i’m still not over the last five minutes of dr. horrible

really? because I didn’t feelimage

(via kkristoff)

My sister’s friend is over and won’t stop asking me questions.

The most notable one is “What’s the most complicated phrase you can say in Russian?”

"I dunno.  I can’t think of anything right now."

"How do you say, ‘Pass me the potato chips’ in Russian?"

I’ve learned from this that potato chips is, “картофельные чипсы”.  This is pronounced as kartofel’neyy chipsy.

This is great information.

My secret to relaxing is blasting 80s pop music as I drive through the town.